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"Upon his massive explosion of warm splooge that hit her directly in the eye, she was forced to squinch"
by Chosen 0ne May 22, 2013
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to pull a trigger on a gun.
Dude don't squinch me.

Colonel do we need to squinch when we see the enemy?

I squinch to the sky on New Year's Day.

Why do all haters gotta squinch at you when you doin good.
by elplankto1 January 29, 2011
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The kerning looks awful on that. Squinch the "C" and the "O" together.

We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.
by SmugSockMonkey January 09, 2005
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n. the area between the scrotum and buttocks. Also see taint.
I got a nasty film on my squinch after banging that whore, and not showering for a fort night.
by Duney February 05, 2009
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A square inch. if you didn't fiure that out, your an idiot.
it's 7 squinches thick.
by Tarliex McDavidson January 24, 2010
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Damn, pull over at the Kwikmart, I gotta squinch
by mike sucks June 25, 2003
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Your favorite soccer teams is in the world cup final. Unfortunately, at the 90th minute, one of its players misses the penalty kick that would make your team world champion.
You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!
by Jonathan T. aka Jonaphin June 20, 2006
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