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Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.
The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.
by Phuqit November 11, 2006
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when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out
Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"
by T.Wilson November 16, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To narrow the distance between your lower eyelid and your pupil.
While being photographed by the paparazzi Brad Pitt threw in a squinch.
by Squinchmeister November 27, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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I had to squinch to read the sign.
by Moosecoop December 14, 2014
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when one flinches and squints at the same time in response to an unexpected stimulus
I squinched when Justin almost poked me in the eye!
by G_SMOOTH March 26, 2009
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When you squeeze and pinch something or someone. squeeze + pinch = squinch.
Seeing a baby with fat cheeks makes me want to squinch them.
by sassygirl40 May 14, 2012
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Weird, or absolutley strange
by TheSquinchMaster March 19, 2015
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