Awkward, wrong, lopsided, ruffled or strangely different.
"I've got got squiffy tail feathers"
or
"She posed squiffily"
by Lyndz May 5, 2004
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A word inferring the act of getting high smoking pot, used in the presence of those who might be offended by a blatant reference to pot and who will accept the term as a reference to a buzz from alcohol.
I'm a little out of it today, since we got squiffy last night.
by CeeScott February 6, 2009
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"I saw a unicorn last night"
"Really? Sounds a bit squiffy to me"
by Prof. Jack Package October 12, 2008
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Statement of complete ambivilence. Often used as a bland response to a statement that is neither good nor bad nor particularly interesting.
Dave - I worked on a boat once. Jenny - Isn't that squiffy.
by cryinghill May 25, 2005
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A series of short, loud bursts of flatulents issued from one's buttocks.
When I run on a full stomach of deep fried twinkies I often squiffy.
by Spencer Logan and the F5 March 22, 2003
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