squiffy

Being slightly intoxicated.

I'm not drunk I'm just a bit squiffy right now.

by Anonymous January 13, 2003

Squiffy

A mild alcoholic buzz

She was a bit squiffy after a couple of beers.

by Ms. Maybe October 12, 2008

squiffy

Awkward, wrong, lopsided, ruffled or strangely different.

"I've got got squiffy tail feathers"
or
"She posed squiffily"

by Lyndz May 5, 2004

squiffy

A word inferring the act of getting high smoking pot, used in the presence of those who might be offended by a blatant reference to pot and who will accept the term as a reference to a buzz from alcohol.

I'm a little out of it today, since we got squiffy last night.

by CeeScott February 6, 2009

squiffy

Something imagined or not real

"I saw a unicorn last night"
"Really? Sounds a bit squiffy to me"

by Prof. Jack Package January 23, 2009

squiffy

Statement of complete ambivilence. Often used as a bland response to a statement that is neither good nor bad nor particularly interesting.

Dave - I worked on a boat once. Jenny - Isn't that squiffy.

by cryinghill May 27, 2005

squiffy

A series of short, loud bursts of flatulents issued from one's buttocks.

When I run on a full stomach of deep fried twinkies I often squiffy.

by Spencer Logan and the F5 March 22, 2003