Squid Wank 

The act of masturbation on a male by an inexperienced masturbatrix

I might have well have finished myself off, all she could manage was a Squid Wank

Squid Wank by vulga February 20, 2011

squid wanking 

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game

Hurry up, stop squid wanking in the corner!

squid wanking by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020

wank squad 

A group of mates who talk about wanking all the time.

Slaughty: Hey Wankel. How about you have a wank while your at it.

Wankel: Don't worry Slaughty. I already have. I'll let the wank squad know

wank squad by Hankmaster99 November 18, 2014

Squidwank 

When you have consumed so much cocaine you can’t masturbate properly as you fail to maintain an erection.

Squidwank;

I was so off my nut last night I was laid in bed squidwanking for hours after a shit tonne of packet!

Squidwank by FrankZmiller November 6, 2018

squidwinkle 

An exclamation, like "HOLY SHIT!"
Used to alert someone of a coming misfortune.

Person 1: "Hey man! Squidwinkle!"
Person 2: "Wow, dude, thanks! I almost didn't see that car!"

squidwinkle by Max & Will (although Tom made it up) December 1, 2004

Squidjanky 

A word which means gross or unique. It defines something unusual and inhumane.

The traditions of our distant family were squidjanky

Squidjanky by sarah and coltonbell June 10, 2023

Cuneo Squidank 

The act of male sexual hand relief using a squid tube that has been warmed in the microwave oven for 22 seconds

David expressed to the crew, how he produced knockout drops after performing the Cuneo Squidank, Alex asked could he burrow the Squid tube when Kai was done with it

Cuneo Squidank by Uneak DRN March 19, 2021