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71.
slang for male genitals
Mark: "Paul what are you doing?"
Paul: "Just scratchin' me squid"
by Big Bad Mad M,F'n Marquis July 27, 2006
 
72.
slang for pound(UK currency)

comes from the slang quid
jimmy (during a mugging):gimme fifty squids
by Bodgey May 19, 2006
 
73.
the ugliest creature in the ocean.

also a man who has many tentacles.
boy:hey coach your a squid
coach:2 laps jimmy
by squid syms September 28, 2009
 
74.
a person reffered to a squid, looks like a weirdo!
jason- yo man weirdest class bro
terrell- LOOK AT ALL THESE SQUIDS!
jason- they should all go back to marine-land bro!!11!1!1
by lina briggz September 08, 2009
 
75.
a new kid
( surfing terms )
if some one moves in on your block, they would be a SQUID
by xlilferret24x April 23, 2009
 
76.
Excess skin, inner labia, portuding past the vagina giving it a tentacle look and feel.
So... What did it look like? Was it a peach or a squid?

SQUID! I wanted to pull on them or maybe bite them off.... ehhhh...
by SquidTalker March 27, 2009
 
77.
To squid someone is to call one out on either a moronic or unfunny joke, or a moronic or unfunny act. First, Friend A makes a statement, next Friend B tries to call Friend A out with something he assumed was funny, but was actually dimwitted. So you begin the gesture of tapping knuckles with Friend B to make him excited about his presumed funny joke. Exactly before the contact is made between Friend B's fist and yours, you drop all four fingers downward in a limp fashion and yell "Squid!"

Friend B realizes what he said or did was stupid and not funny and is subsequently embarrassed for his action.

Great for retaliation following a 'your mom's a...', 'your face is' and finally 'that's what he said.'
Friend A: "Can you pass me some more creamer for my coffee?"

Friend B: "How about I give you some man-cream instead?"

You: "Ha, I know, right?" Then you reach your fist out and before contact is made with Friend B, engage the squid formation. Then say, "Squid!"

Past tense: "You just got squided."
by enjayess March 26, 2009