Excess skin, inner labia, portuding past the vagina giving it a tentacle look and feel.
So... What did it look like? Was it a peach or a squid?

SQUID! I wanted to pull on them or maybe bite them off.... ehhhh...
by SquidTalker March 27, 2009
To squid someone is to call one out on either a moronic or unfunny joke, or a moronic or unfunny act. First, Friend A makes a statement, next Friend B tries to call Friend A out with something he assumed was funny, but was actually dimwitted. So you begin the gesture of tapping knuckles with Friend B to make him excited about his presumed funny joke. Exactly before the contact is made between Friend B's fist and yours, you drop all four fingers downward in a limp fashion and yell "Squid!"

Friend B realizes what he said or did was stupid and not funny and is subsequently embarrassed for his action.

Great for retaliation following a 'your mom's a...', 'your face is' and finally 'that's what he said.'
Friend A: "Can you pass me some more creamer for my coffee?"

Friend B: "How about I give you some man-cream instead?"

You: "Ha, I know, right?" Then you reach your fist out and before contact is made with Friend B, engage the squid formation. Then say, "Squid!"

Past tense: "You just got squided."
by enjayess March 26, 2009
When one offers a hi-five to someone and that person goes to take it, the first person makes a squid-ish shape from their hand, pulls away from the second person and says: "Squid"
1st person: Woah, Hi-Five!
2nd Person: Yeah!
1st person: Squid!
by caseychemical. December 16, 2008
1. A spineless person on a motorcycle.
2. Someone that thinks he's cool just because he has a sport bike even though he is not a skillful rider.

Jonny is afraid to wheelie his GSXR. He is a real squid.
by totalfreakinbabe July 12, 2008
to be a slimey dirty person
org.evergreen trailer park
dude look at you your a fuckin dirty squid
by derekm420 March 07, 2008
something you would say to ur boss when pissed...
call the help desk you squid
by fredsterooni February 15, 2008
a person who "squids" there way into a situation or a conversation or even a car
dude there is no room in the car.. oh well ill just sit on your lap.

there is no room for you on the couch and they just squid there way in between people
by ashley + heather January 19, 2008

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