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A guy with no shoulders/ muscle mass. Squids often think they are much larger than they are. They over compensate with tough talk and swinging arms. Their appearance is like that of a squid, due to their small frame and comparatively long limbs.
hey mate, look at that guy's shirt. It's about 3 sizes too small.

I know mate, What a squid!
by stilltalkin November 27, 2016
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When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.
Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.
by Jfagbag69 December 04, 2016
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When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.
Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.
by Jfagbag69 December 04, 2016
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A used condom filled with semen, neatly tied up awaiting disposal. (Several of these may be referred to as a squad)
I was afraid her mom would look through her garbage, so I had to keep the squid in my pocket and wait till we got to church to throw it out.
by Ding Dong Mandolin April 05, 2015
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Noun. A person that brings you down
Plural. Squids
That was a straight squid hating on the song that guy was playing
by Unknowner99 July 09, 2017
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A kid who thinks they are the shit, yet a huge pussy. Brags about how many bitches he fucks, when in fact he fucks 0. A squid bitches when no girls show up to the party, yet he never talks to any when they actually do show up.
Johnny is such a squid wearing his vineyard vines and sperrys standing in the corner.
by squidmaster1 January 28, 2017
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Used to describe money
Do you have any squids?
Lend us a squid
by L'il reach January 18, 2008
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