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A guy with no shoulders/ muscle mass. Squids often think they are much larger than they are. They over compensate with tough talk and swinging arms. Their appearance is like that of a squid, due to their small frame and comparatively long limbs.
hey mate, look at that guy's shirt. It's about 3 sizes too small.

I know mate, What a squid!
by stilltalkin November 27, 2016
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.
Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.
by Jfagbag69 December 04, 2016
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.
Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.
by Jfagbag69 December 04, 2016
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A used condom filled with semen, neatly tied up awaiting disposal. (Several of these may be referred to as a squad)
I was afraid her mom would look through her garbage, so I had to keep the squid in my pocket and wait till we got to church to throw it out.
by Ding Dong Mandolin April 05, 2015
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Used to describe money
Do you have any squids?
Lend us a squid
by L'il reach January 18, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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"that guy"
Someone who is constantly ripped on.
Someone who gets concussions.
'Stop bein such a squid"

'That's so squid"
by nyjets1210 October 21, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Underage boyfriend, a general description for any pre-teenage or teenage boy, skinny and gangly, with friendly hands and arms, who is dating your teenage daughter.
Squidward is on the phone for you! Which one? I don't know,I think it is the squid who took you to the movie last week.
by Bettina December 15, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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