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A kid who thinks they are the shit, yet a huge pussy. Brags about how many bitches he fucks, when in fact he fucks 0. A squid bitches when no girls show up to the party, yet he never talks to any when they actually do show up.
Johnny is such a squid wearing his vineyard vines and sperrys standing in the corner.
by squidmaster1 January 28, 2017
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a person who "squids" there way into a situation or a conversation or even a car
dude there is no room in the car.. oh well ill just sit on your lap.

there is no room for you on the couch and they just squid there way in between people
by ashley + heather January 19, 2008
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verb - relating to chinese buffets, the act of throwing up after eating the (often low quality) dessert. chunder usually looks like "squid-like" due to the disproportionately high ratios of jelly and ice cream offered.
"now that you haven't crabbed, we can hit the dessert car, but u better not squid again"
by buffetmaster March 01, 2009
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A term origionally used in motorcycle racing for a rider with little talent that only moves quickly in short bursts (ie. between corners) hence the motion of a squid!
These days the term can also be used to describe a Stunta! Although sometimes the term "Squid" is abused by riders themselves with no talent to criticise riders with superior skills to theirs! when monkey cant do! what monkey see! (or doesnt have the balls to do!)
Correct use: All the American superbike riders are squids! They cant even win their own superbike championship!

Incorrect use: Look at that "Squid" riding down the HWY on one wheel at 100mph!
by AussieBoy August 14, 2004
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A term used for a male penis that has a foreskin, due to its resemblance to the squid creature.
I have a big cheesy squid.
by snibbles March 31, 2011
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Somebody who is intelligent can be taken as a complement or a insult, most likely a insult. Can also be called squide or squid of death.
Means the same as nerd or geek.
"Did you do your homework? Oh wait of course you did you SQUID!"
by nerdpanda September 17, 2003
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USMA Cadet 1: "What are all the squids doing on post?"
USMA Cadet 2: "We're playing Navy this weekend in basketball"
by CDT B January 24, 2009
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