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Someone who is annoying, tactless and down right retarculous.
"Alison, did you see that? That guy just pulled out in front of me. I totally had to slam on my breaks to avoid a major accident. Unbelievable, what a Squid!"

"I can't believe it. Jillian and I were supposed to get together for lunch today, and she completely blew me off! I knew she was a Squid.
by Brook Powers April 27, 2006
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when a female forcefully expells air from her vagina causing a noise.

squid is short for pussy fart
Amy let out a loud squid when she bent over
by pj November 05, 2004
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to be a slimey dirty person
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by derekm420 March 07, 2008
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A female who's vagina is saggy and resembles that of a squid or a sea critter.
Dude did you hear that chick is a total squid.

Dude that chicks squid showed right through her hardtails.

She was hot until i found out she was a squid.
by dosquid February 23, 2010
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A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.
"OH MY GOD JACK YOU SQUID YOU JUST GOT WREQT"
by LeCrimsonEcho July 16, 2014
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squidwork
Regional, Peoria (Illinois), early to mid-1990's

1. One who uses a computer for chat or e-mail.
2. Especially one who spends long hours in chat or e-mail, engaging in multiple conversational threads with multiple people, even simultaneously.

Her friends finally convinced her to get an Internet account, and would you believe, she's become such a squid!
by Joda January 16, 2006
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Squidwork
An Insult directed at a person in the presense of authority so as not to get in trouble.
Mrs. Dubose he can't solve the math problem he's a Squid!
by Shawn Fournier December 08, 2008
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