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Sk-wee-d

Invented by Gio Torralba from Blackpool UK,
The word basically means anything and can be used in pretty much any context.
Person 1: Argh!
Person 2: Wassup?
Person 1: My mum is peckin baree squeed

Person 1: What you having for tea?
Person 2: Probs just some squeed on toast

Person 1: How much dosh you got?
Person 2: Um, about 8 Squeed

Person 1: Why are you walking funny?
Person 2: I think I've sprained by squeed

Person 1: I got an A in my exam! what about you?
Person 2: An A? you gay? I got Squeed!
by GioTorralba August 25, 2014
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when a fangirl/fanboy gets so excited about a choosen fandom, character or celebrity that they almost orgasm.
Did you see that picture of Nathan Fillion? I think I just squeed a little.
by senoramuertos March 05, 2014
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Awful, mean, non-watermelon loving beings whom reside anywhere and everywhere, of which all people, and dogs/hamsters, should be afraid of. Even the boogieman is afraid of the squeeds, so we must join together to fight and conquer the squeeds. May also be translated to German as DAS SQUEEDS!
DAMN YOU SQUEEDS!!!!, (you must shake youre fist menacingly as you say so.) or
by thesqueeds August 21, 2011
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1. Unknown bodily fluid.

2. A bodily substance of unknown origin.
Oh my God you squeeded all over me.
Shit, there is squeed all over the window.
by Eel Man October 07, 2016
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To attack something and do an impressive amount of damage, only to learn that it has exactly one hit point left.
You: "Dude, is it dead yet???"
GM: "Nope. You squeed it."
You: "Mother FUCKER!"
by mediocresurgeon123 June 07, 2011
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