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Awful, mean, non-watermelon loving beings whom reside anywhere and everywhere, of which all people, and dogs/hamsters, should be afraid of. Even the boogieman is afraid of the squeeds, so we must join together to fight and conquer the squeeds. May also be translated to German as DAS SQUEEDS!
DAMN YOU SQUEEDS!!!!, (you must shake youre fist menacingly as you say so.) or
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Squeedily Spooch 

The Squeedily Spooch is an organ, found in the Irkin body.
First heard in Nickeloden's only good show, Invader Zim, in the episode "Dark Harvest". It controls all bodily functions. Getting hit in the Squeedily Spooch proves to be quite painful for any Irkin, as we discover, when Zim, the main character of the show, falls to the ground after receiving a blow from a dodge ball, clutching his midsection, where the Squeedily Spooch is located.

It's like a human male, receiving a kick to the testicular region.
*WHAM!*

Human: Arrrgh! My organs!

Zim: Whahahaha!! Inferior human organs!!!

*WHAM!!*

Zim: Auugh!! My Squeedily Spooch!

-Zim and the little human boy, in the "Dark Harvest" episode.
Squeedily Spooch by ADD Robot October 16, 2009

squeesome 

1: something worthy of squeeing
2: something very cute and adorable
3: something worthy of fangirl obsession

Basically, anything that makes a teenage girl squee is squeesome!
Alyssa: So then, after he gave me the flowers and chocolate, he played me a song that he wrote for me.
Miranda: Really? Oh my god, that is so squeesome!
-OR-
Alyssa: I love Johnny Depp ..
Miranda: Yeah .. he is so squeesome .. *sigh*
squeesome by rented.emotions February 23, 2008

squeedunk 

1. a particularly lovable or pleasing person or thing
2. used as a term of endearment or an affectionate form of address
My dear squeedunk, how are you?
squeedunk by User239879234 February 25, 2021
adj. A huggable person, who has a cute, yet pudgy stomach.
Lawrence, you are so squeeshy!
Squeeshy by PiG333 May 17, 2005

Heebity Squeets 

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.
Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.
Heebity Squeets by RageKage August 27, 2006
adj. Referred to someone or animal after good or bad behavior.
Buying flowers to the girl you met at the park was a good idea. Good Squeeshi!

Bathing the flowers with chloroform and then having your way with the girl was not. Bad Squeeshi!

Not sleeping with that prostitute was a good idea. Good Squeeshi!

Still paying for her services was not. Bad Squeeshi!
Squeeshi by KiQUE! September 25, 2010