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Dude, got any squeebage for sale?
by SJK July 26, 2006
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Squeebage plop

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A Philadelphia area term for menstruation. The source of the word is purely from the sound, there is no relation to squeebage as in weed.
"I'd love to have a good go tonight but my broad is on her squeebage plop, so it's nothing but blowjobs for the next week for me."
by bernard l. November 13, 2007
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A "Squeeba Dweeb" is a universal derogatory slang name or "Nick-Name" for a person with a wide variety of traits.

A "Squeeba Dweeb" has been formerly identified as a "Simp".. or "Nerd" or "Trick A** Hoe" of a person.
"Hey Todd.. Look at that "Squeeba Dweeb" over there, buying all that crusty broads drinks, he thinks he's going to get some poontang." or.. "Hey You "Squeeba Dweeb" get away from my car, your studded belt is going to scratch my paint"..
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The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.
You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!
by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011
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Vanderwallen Squeegee

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The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.
Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.
by Bob Madden August 21, 2007
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Headlight Squeegee

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An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.
Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.
by mrrab June 11, 2015
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Beef Squeegee

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A Beef Squeegee is a term used to describe a used, yet tight vagina, particularly the vagina of a prostitute.
Although a pro on the street corner circuit, it was impressive to see the prostitute's beef squeegee was tighter than a nun's Gucci hole.
by carlton spoona'ge April 21, 2018
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