by Nick Pie February 25, 2004
A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.
1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.
2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
by Jessica D. November 28, 2006
One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
by Pierre May 13, 2004
Noun: A person who holds a job for no apparent reason. Generally lacking qualifications, the individual adds no value, performs no real work, displays no motivation and seems to have only one real skill - persistently occupying office space, an official entry in Human Resource's employee database, removing oxygen from the air and producing carbon dioxide.
Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.
Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.
See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.
Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.
Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.
See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.
"I've worked here for 6 months and I haven't see John do anything." Yea, he's the boss' son, a real Office Squatter.
Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.
Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.
by Deconblu August 22, 2010
someone who hides their online status while on myspace because they don't want people to know how often they are actually on it.
by rabbit317 October 24, 2008
A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.
Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.
by [[ASS:TIT]] Bucky Tredl April 8, 2012
A cybersquatter is someone who has registered another's name or trademark as a domain name with the prospect of selling it to the rightful owner. It's a form of legalised blackmail. They steal your name and use it to damage your business or reputation.
Cybersquatting, the act of registering a name in bad faith, has become one of the major problems facing businesses on the Internet. Although the term Cybersquatting was originally used to describe the act of registering another's trademarked name, the term is commonly used to describe many different forms of bad faith registrations.
Cybersquatting, the act of registering a name in bad faith, has become one of the major problems facing businesses on the Internet. Although the term Cybersquatting was originally used to describe the act of registering another's trademarked name, the term is commonly used to describe many different forms of bad faith registrations.
i love cyber-squatting....registering trademark names and adding extra words, like microsoftsucks.com, brittneyspearshasbigboobs.com, and monicalewinskiblows.com,
blow-me-brittney-spears.com
cyber-squatter.com
typo-squatting
blow-me-brittney-spears.com
cyber-squatter.com
typo-squatting
by blthrskt November 4, 2005