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To "Squange" something is to grab or squeeze an item visiously, usually approached with wide spread fingers and followed by a forceful groan after the initial grasp.
Kyle! you Squanged the living fuck out of that cone!
Squange by Michael Tarantoola February 20, 2008
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automatic half credit, possibly full credit, on any math test as long as you put "+ C" after the word.
As Paul Noe desperately scrambled to put an answer, Steve Furger put "Squange + C" as his answered got half credit while Paul got only one point.
Squange by godzilla Lee January 9, 2009
When a female continuasly sucks on your testicles even though you just nuted.
God damn man, I had this one bitch over my crib, she gave me the best brain and to top it all off she gave me the squange of a lifetime, jawn had made my whole body feelin like an angel touched my insides.
Squange by Big swingin July 12, 2015

squandery 

Squandery is a major waste of resources such as time or money.
The purchasing department has led a total squandery of company money.
squandery by I, Wreckerrr May 27, 2020
According to David Cross (an approximation):
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!
Jim: Dude, I just had a squagel, it was pretty good.

Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.
Squagel by derka1 May 3, 2011

Squanter 

Banter between squash players, generally about squash and/or subjects related to squash.
you played shit in that game - yeah well you lost to someone in a wheelchair - Great Squanter
Squanter by cfsquash July 17, 2011