bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Ball Sprouts

Pubic hair growing out of your balls.

I want to shave off my ball sprouts, but I'm scared I'll cut my balls and my testicles will fall out

by ghostlyt August 3, 2014

the sprout

Cute nickname for a penis rising up when seeing something of sexual interest, something naughty or inappropriate.

When he ran into me while showering, I saw the sprout in full bloom.
She's gonna see the sprout this evening.

by Uglybutrare March 6, 2021

short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.

Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 8, 2023

short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.

Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 8, 2023

Short Sprout

When someone's sprouting phase ended short causing them to be little or small.

Guy 1: Bro im going to eat you

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 8, 2023

Sprouted Dick

When you bread and deep fry your own penis.

I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.

by Sweats11537 September 1, 2019