Spreadsheeting 

The act of spreading one's naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite sex.

Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)

Past tense example: "I spreadshat the shit outta that ass"

Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"

Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"

Spreadsheeting by The Universers February 28, 2014

Spreadsheeting 

When your partner keeps overly meticulous track of expenditure in the relationship pertaining to what you "owe" them, to the detriment of your physical relationship.

He was spreadsheeting every condom he bought and used with me. I had to pay him at the end of the month.

Spreadsheeting by redaisy14 December 8, 2022

spreadshitting

Producing large amount of spreadsheets at a rapid pace, sometimes for dubious reasons or uncertain motives.

I spent all of last week spreadshitting for High Management's fucking KPIs.

spreadshitting by LexMajor1 May 6, 2020

spreadsheetize 

To input data into a spreadsheet from a non-standard data format. Typically used when exporting data from an e-mail inbox, so that further actions may be taken on the information.

John was overwhelmed by all of the data that had come in to him via numerous individual e-mails, until he realized he could spreadsheetize the e-mails and save himself an hour of processing work. John was very pleased with his spreadsheetizing abilities and his boss gave him a big raise!

spreadsheetize by N. N. January 14, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008