Spork

Something one would hold up to display his or her randomness.

"*holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!!"

by Lemon3139 December 21, 2018

Spork

The act of advanced spooning

It is what cuddling can lead to right before intercourse. It involves touching of private areas and kissing.

Similar to making out but is much more intense

He was trying hard to have sex with me but i just wanted to spork.

Forget the spoon I wanna spork!

by DoubleDunk April 8, 2009

Spork

The act of spooning that leads to sex from behind

dude! last night i just sporked that girl

by gibs-on December 11, 2007

Spork

a straight girl (not a bi-sexual) whose attracted to lesbians but can never commit to the clam burger diet.

Gretchen is the spork of the group, she'll kiss Jane but she won't fuck her.

by Ralph Geebers January 25, 2011

Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who doesn’t like to suck peen in synchronization

Person 1- Yo look at the spork over there
Person 2- I know dude she such a pleb

by Big fella 123 March 6, 2019

Spork

To spoon with someone when you have a raging boner

The art of spooing with someone when your boner is digging into their back.

That girl is such a tease. All we did was spork last night.

This guy slept over last night, we sporked, and now I my back is all messed up.

by ab4224 December 2, 2010

Spork

Verb. A cross between forking and spooning; romantic sex.

He wanted to fork, but she wanted to spoon; they reached a compromise by sporking.

by DelightfullyDubious April 23, 2009