Spoot

Spoon toot. When the little spoon farts into the big spoons crotch.

How was the date with Mary?
Eh... it was ok. She spooted on me all night. Kinda weird.

by sparhavoc November 13, 2016

Spoot

The process of sticking your tongue out and making the farting noise, while having a bit of spittle coming from your mouth.

-Spongebob while stranded at the bus station-
I *spoot* don’t *spoot* understand *spoot* what *spoot* you *spoot* are *spoot* saying *spoot* !!!

by mattandchloe September 8, 2018

Spoot

To spot is to fart are out of one's penis. Basically the same as a queef but for men.

HAHA I SPOOTED!

by PotMaster42069 January 29, 2022

Spootted

The stupider version of the word stoopid. Another way to call someone stupid, although it barely makes sense and is commonly used by people with an IQ lower than room temperature.

A: "Spootted doesn't even sound like 'stupid', how does that make sense?"
B: "You're spootted."

by Daddy Long Legs, the stripper August 24, 2020