to sponge

To copy everyone like a little no-pube 4 year old bitch.

Jack Gallop likes to sponge everyone.

by LankyGuy12345 May 13, 2016

sponged

someone who has comsumed more alcohol than their body can handle.

After drinking all day, she was sponged.

by illegalien November 20, 2006

A boogie board - a soft, spongey flotation device used to ride waves on one's belly.

Look at all the little kids on sponges out in the water.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.

Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?

Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.

by Rorshock April 13, 2009

A useful term for the female pubic region. So called due to the spongy, springy nature of the average minge.

She had a reet fine sponge on her.

All she did was nag, nag, nag, so I kicked her in the sponge.

by spongekicker September 20, 2006

Spong

To make mincemeat of someone. Spong - brand name of a U.K. mincing machine maker.

Hey you! Take your hands off my wife or I'll spong you good!

by Stratrovare July 25, 2010

Someone who absorbs all roasts of him and never roast back or someone who doesn’t give a fuck

I roasted him and he just stood there, what a sponge

Bob doesn’t give a fuck about anything, he’s such a sponge

by Fredrick510 August 12, 2019