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The ludicrous author of an AP World History textbook that everybody considers to be ridiculously bad. The contents of the book are preposterous bullshit and are known to cause blank stares, daydreams of sea slugs shaped like withered penises, and hopes that someone brings up a topic (like alpacas) to distract from the monotony that is Spodek.
Smart Gangsta- Yo dude. Would you rather read Spodek or eat shit for dinner?
Smart Asian- I believe the answer to that question is obvious. The latter.
Spodek by SALAD3 December 7, 2010
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An alien from another planet, that tends to participate in very weird actions
"Hey man, did you see that guy in class that kept on punching himself in the forehead?"

"Yeah I did. That guy is such a Spodek."
Spodek by 69figgernaggot69 June 6, 2018
There's a few different definitions I've seen for this word. In the late 90's thru mid 2k's this is what it meant:

Spode was a synonym for chump, wuss, pansy, weakling, sissy. Most often used to describe guys that sucked at sports.
Guy 1: Johnny is such a spode!

Guy 2: For real! What's his record? 3 and 15 on the j.v squad?
Spode by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

Spodermen 

A spin off meme of Spider-Man usually used with bad grammar or other spin off meme's associated with crude comedy.
"Hey Spodermen u wante sme rice?"
"Sure wat knd?"
"Uncle Bens"
"Why u do dis?"
Spodermen by LurkyHD August 1, 2016

spodeman 

1)A dude who consantly talks about or refers to sexual acts or encounters. 2)A dude who thinks he is unmatched in his sexual prowess. 3) A dude who thinks any woman is fair game sexually.
Ted: Did you meet Stephan at the party last night?

James: Yeah man, that dude is something else. All he talked about was how he'd like to suck on this girls tits or screw that one in the ass. He propostioned nearly every chick at the party and even copped a few feels.

Ted: That's Stephan. He's a real spodeman.
spodeman by toda February 8, 2007

Spodermen 

A character in many popular dolan duck webcomics. Spodermen potrays the character spiderman, in an inaccurately drawn meme.
Spodermen, like all the dolan comic memes, is known for his despicable grammar. Many youtube channels have been made, some keeping up with random hilarious videos that can sometimes be insulting to races, genders, sexual orientations, and even religion.
spodermen, spodermen, dose watevr an spoder cen. cen u swing, frum his dik? yes u cen, if ur an chik. look out, heer cums teh spodermen.

Person-Spodermen, do you have swag?
Spodermen-yes i hav sweg, u is an fagit.
Spodermen by spodermen August 28, 2013

Spode Factory 

Person who has reached the highest level of spodeness. He/she is a complete goon and commonly engages in silly and stupid behaviors.
Alec why are you dancing like such a queer? You're such a spode factory!
Spode Factory by SpodeDemon July 15, 2011