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14.
The sound one makes while fisting/shafting a person in the arse while that person is in the throes of a huge and violent bowel movement.
"My fist is touching something which feels bigger than King Kongs first dump of the day!"

SPLURGE!
by angrysplurge July 09, 2009
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1.
To spend money freely with no remorse and very little consequence to your bank account.
Master P splurges when he goes to the Ferrari dealership.
by Jordan King October 13, 2005
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2.
To spend money in an ejaculatory way.
I just splurged on this 25 thousand dollar amp! Hand me a towel.
by Alberto Venezuela July 10, 2007
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3.
to cum early
Alex: dude, why hasn't lizzy called you?
Jake: because i splurged on her face last night.
by elle123456 June 23, 2010
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4.
To spend money and buy things with endless spending
I went to the mall and splurged a knot.

I splurge for my girl. I bought everything she wanted.
by RisiCup February 18, 2013
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5.
To do something in excess, to go ham.

To spend a lot of money or eat a lot of food at one time.
"Bro, I just lifted weights for three hours! Im about to splurge at the dining hall..."

"I got my paycheck on thursday, so friday afternoon I splurged at the mall. I bought some new shoes and clothes. Now I can't pay rent. Can you cover my half too this month?"
by dubbbbs November 03, 2011
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6.
to blow a fat load on an inanimate object such as amy.
damn boy i just splurged in your moms cereal while rubbing peanut butter sandwiches in her face.
by Key compton March 07, 2005
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7.
After a prolonged period without sex or masturbation a large amount of seamen is ejaculated quite violently across a great distance, often leads to bloobies .
Oh man i just splurged in my eye!
by Mateus June 14, 2006
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