splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation

i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.

by jon November 27, 2004

Splurging

Slerging - verb
Splerged - noun

The act of simply placing your penis in one's spouses' nose and ejaculating.

"DUDE! My girlfriend didn't want me to splooge in her mouth, but I insisted on Splurging in her nose.

by A black kid February 29, 2012

splurge

To get bursted on by another person.

I just got splurged on!

by hizu June 3, 2007

urge to splurge

When one can no longer hold thy liquids in his body and must have them released.

In school I get the urge to splurge so I whip out my cock and get started

by White chocolate 2325 April 16, 2014

red splurge

1. A KILLING SPREE
2. HAVING SEX WITH A MENSTRUATING WOMAN.
3. WHEN YOU SLICE YOUR VICTIMS THROAT DEEP ENOUGH TO SEVER THE CAROTID ARTERY

I WENT TO DAVE;S HOUSE, BUT THERE WAS AN OBVIOUS RED SPLURGE. THEY WERE ALL HACKED TO BITS.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 18, 2017

Splurge Club

A club in which a group of women get together for drinks, snacks, and possibly games. The ideal is twelve women, and each month each woman puts in a certain amount of money that will be won by one person. The draw pool begins with everyone's name in it, and each time someone wins their name is taken out of the draw. Everyone wins the sum of money once a year.

I'm going out tonight with the girls from Splurge Club!

by for_all_the_women April 17, 2010

splurge slap

To slap a splurge monkey. To hit, across either cheek with an open hand, someone who is acting like a splurge monkey.

Did you hear that Splurge monkey splurging? I splurge slapped him good

by Captain Sock December 28, 2005