Splot

A mysterious creature that is renowned for being very sneaky and snakey!

Prime example is having a girlfriend and not telling anyone

Is it because I’m a splot

by Hallan surger August 17, 2018

Splot

The remains of a splash once it hits the floor. Not a spot but the mark of a splash.

The paint can tipped over and splashed onto the floor leaving a splot. IE a splash marked spot.

by howlrrr1 June 12, 2009

Splot

- a spiritual thot
- a thot who uses spirituality as a way to encourage casual sexual encounters or relationships

Word From A Splot:
A spiritual thot says, "I want some sacral chakra release" instead of "I want some sex."
A spiritual thot uses deep diction and dialogue to get deep in or have someone deep in them.
A spiritual thot that tells you, "the universe brought me to you" instead of "I'm horny so I pulled up."
A spiritual thot is one of the crystals and cums.
A spiritual thot is one of candles and consummations.
A spiritual thot is one of tantric and turn up.
A spiritual thot has meditations and moans as her religion.

“She read my tarot, called me a god and said the cards were saying that I needed a sacral chakra release and the universe said she was the one for it. She was a splot.”

by niraD eeL September 12, 2023

Splot

The off-white, crusty stain left behind on a material from contact with semen.

I spilled a little after yanking the chain and it left a splot on my bed.

by a questionable abortion April 4, 2015

Splot

Means cheap or not much

That thing cost splot

by VJS January 28, 2005

Twat splot

When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.

Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did

by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009

Splot Dog

When a doughnut is filled with dog sperm and given to someone as a prank. Seen in the movie Van Wilder.

I made a splot dog for my friend, but he choked on the sauce.

by Cult-of-the-Sack February 18, 2015