The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

Kim Jong-Splooge by big boy man March 2, 2019

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Saloojee

A NYC street game from the 1940s-60s, where the victim's property, usually a hat, is taken from him and tossed back and forth amongst a group to keep it away from him while the victim attempts to recover his property by running toward each person with the hat trying to intercept it as it's tossed to someone else. A sadistic version of "Monkey in the Middle."

Give Tubby back his hat! We've been Saloojee-ing that poor shmuck for months and he just cries.

Saloojee by Phuqit September 25, 2012

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Sploot

When an animal, generally dogs, lay on their stomachs with their hind legs stretched outward or behind them

Billie fell asleep while splooting

Sploot by Milkycunt69 June 26, 2019

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