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OMG I have split ends!
OMG really?? Me too!
by onetwothree45 March 11, 2010
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Something only American girls can worry about.
omg i gotz split ends wut em i gunna do im not prtty anuff
by shinector April 05, 2006
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When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.
John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"
by JERKYthekid November 27, 2009
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Apparently they can be called fish tails
*texts* OMG I LOVE CUTTING MY SPLIT ENDS. 'LOL. what are they?' THEY'RE LIKE...WHITE FISH TAILS.
by Ryan O_O July 20, 2008
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When ones penis has "split".
"Oh shit. Ive got a split end after fucking your maws face last nite"
by Cheesey the Monk March 01, 2005
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