2 definitions by JERKYthekid

Top Definition
Stinky. Smells like piss, shit or a combination of the two.
Jim:"yo, did you see Chas at the dance last night?"

Bob:"Yeah he was so zand."

Jim:"He stank?"

Bob:"Like shit in a vag..."
by Jerkythekid January 15, 2010

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When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.
John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"
by JERKYthekid November 27, 2009

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