by Anonymous June 25, 2003
So drunk that you can't do anything but lay down flat on your back with your arms spread out to your sides
by Ej October 12, 2014
v/n
verb: the act of opening ones steak sized labia in order to attract a mate
or
the act of coitus
noun: food item that is generally messy
verb: the act of opening ones steak sized labia in order to attract a mate
or
the act of coitus
noun: food item that is generally messy
verb: damn, that bitch had her cooter splayed out like an open-faced sandwhich!
or
she splayed for me on prom night!
noun:
yeah dude, my mom made this awesome splay...i think she said it was some sort of alfredo.
or
she splayed for me on prom night!
noun:
yeah dude, my mom made this awesome splay...i think she said it was some sort of alfredo.
by shawne March 2, 2004
The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.
“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”
by Johnny Wishbone 79 April 5, 2018
A common exercise used by rowers for training. Beginning in a standing position, on the word " splay " one drops to the ground extending all fours and then on the count of "two, three, four" one returns to the original upright position. This is then repeated the desired number of times.
This technique is also commonly used as a sexual ritual between rowing partners.
This technique is also commonly used as a sexual ritual between rowing partners.
"Hey man, that rower girl you were with last night was HOT!!! How did you tap that?!"
"Yeah i know, all i did was a couple of 'splay 2,3,4's and she was mine bruv"
"siik!!"
"Yeah i know, all i did was a couple of 'splay 2,3,4's and she was mine bruv"
"siik!!"
by rower234 October 15, 2009
by Splay-o-nater June 17, 2006