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For a female to spread her legs to welcome a sexual advance. Short for "displayed".
Janet was splayed and ready for sex.
by Randeyeman August 24, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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to open a pussy for sex
she splayed her pussy with her fingers
by Penguin9 August 09, 2006
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Most gruesome murder of all.


"The man was splayed from the atomic bomb."
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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So drunk that you can't do anything but lay down flat on your back with your arms spread out to your sides
Homie drunk too much and splayed right in the middle of the living room.
by Ej October 12, 2014
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