A splaff is a person that every pub owner in town knows. He or she will have invariably been barred from most of the pubs but ultimately the pub will change hands and the unsuspecting owner will let the splaff in without trouble.
Everybody knows exactly who the splaff is when they meet them at night but due to state dependent memory have little memory of them when they are sober.
Everybody knows exactly who the splaff is when they meet them at night but due to state dependent memory have little memory of them when they are sober.
The place got trashed last night. That splaff knocked over tables and glasses. They're not getting in here again.
by DonAdrianoDeArmando August 25, 2012
by HieuHefner August 8, 2014
by Ricardinho May 28, 2006
by khronk June 27, 2003
by Barry Sharp December 23, 2002
A cross between a spliff and an ace. Coined October 26, 2006. Traditionally, the two lines of the aces a 70s US term for joints are parallel. Spliff's lines bend out from one another, in symmetrical formation. Splaffes, then, feature one line that is curved outward, the other, straight.
Term coined while woman was not in underwear.
Term coined while woman was not in underwear.
by kuygvkufydbv October 26, 2006
My friend dbase smoked a splaff, tripped balls, spent the night in a hospital and died for a moment.
by vegasjoe May 11, 2007