A splaff is a person that every pub owner in town knows. He or she will have invariably been barred from most of the pubs but ultimately the pub will change hands and the unsuspecting owner will let the splaff in without trouble.
Everybody knows exactly who the splaff is when they meet them at night but due to state dependent memory have little memory of them when they are sober.
The place got trashed last night. That splaff knocked over tables and glasses. They're not getting in here again.
When a guy shoots his load into a girls ass.
My god, I splaffed into her ass so hard she ended up in China.
the noun or verb relating to (male or female) ejaculate
ewan's sheets are like fucking jacob's crackers with the amount of splaff on them!
A marijuana joint laced with acid
My friend dbase smoked a splaff, tripped balls, spent the night in a hospital and died for a moment.
When a male cums on a woman
"I Splaffed all over that girl i slept with last night"