A man who abandoned his true name to get to the highest level of ugliness. He is a local pedophile and loves Chaos Emeralslds from the Sonic The Hedgehog series.
As the wise words of Mr. Spink Dat Ass states "BITCHES LOVES EMERALDS"
by DANKALICOUS May 7, 2018
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Someone who's half oriental and half Mexican. If you combine the words, spic & chink, you get spink.
The eyes on that wetback are really slanted because he's a spink.
by bushnest February 23, 2022
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A “Spink” is a large cold alcoholic beverage
Are you thirsty for a Spink?
by Spinksters December 2, 2018
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Originates from Neil Gaiman's book "Coraline" and his two characters: Miss Spink and Miss Forcible.
Miss Spink and Forcible are an old couple who live downstairs from a blue-haired girl named Coraline.
Used as a friendly insult that basically means "you old hag". Can be used when someone asks a stupid question
Someone: "daniel's sitting over there"
you: "yes I know... I can see"
someone: "he is writing"
you: "yes i know that you spink. I have eyes you know?"
by Cherry_lobsters April 19, 2020
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