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1.
After handling peppers or other extremely hot substances, using the restroom without thuroughly washing your hands in between. A very painful affair.
Wash your hands after cutting up that habanero son, or else you'll get spicy dick!
by Vinja Gosan January 12, 2011
 
2.
A combonation of hot beans,mexican rice, chili, in a stir fry, with a severed dick atop the creaton.
Waiter: Sir, what can I get for you this evening?
Patron: I will have spicydick, along with a side of semen for dipping.
by Steff March 18, 2004