Sperm Face 

The kind of face that when you see it you just want to jizz on it.

Guy 1: Jesus Christ did you see her face? I just want to jizz on it.
Guy 2: Yeah she has such a sperm face.

Sperm Face by HarryPitt February 24, 2011

vaginal sperm face 

Someone who ate a vagina that had recently been spermed in

"anthony aqualina has a vaginal sperm face after playing with his milf."

vaginal sperm face by pat November 27, 2004

sperm-a-face 

the prolonged look on a woman's face while waiting for her facial, characterized by rapid blinking of the eyelids

The advertisements in the back of the porno magazine is filled with sperm-a-faces

sperm-a-face by mr butcher March 15, 2008

spermacepticle 

The technical term for a “cum-dumpster-(n.)-A person who lets anyone ejaculate, anywhere on, around, or in them. No questions asked.

The I.T. Guy refers to his female boss as his personal spermacepticle. They obviously are having an affair. Wow

spermacepticle by Kyss.Monster333 January 16, 2018

Spermface! 

A slang for "ass","shithead"

Damn,Eric ur sch a Spermface!

Spermface! by GrimMeeper! May 12, 2010

spermaceti 

Sperm spaghetti

Are we having spermaceti for dinner? Yah lemme it’ll be done in 15 seconds

spermaceti by anonymous February 3, 2022