Spermface! 

A slang for "ass","shithead"

Damn,Eric ur sch a Spermface!

Spermface! by GrimMeeper! May 12, 2010

Spermeate 

The act of swallowing the sperm that is normally ejaculated into the mouth of another male, however, it is not necessary to ejaculate it directly into his mouth as some prefer to swallow it after the sperm makes contact elsewhere.

Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.

I watched gay porn On luckybaileytv so i could see my exboyfoe spermeate with a pretty man.

Spermeate by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018

spareface 

interj.

Used to express apathy or indicate a lack of interest or concern, also careface.

Literally a face that is 'spare', an evolution of talk to the hand (because the face isn't listening).

Susan: Hey my phone's so much cooler than yours it can even talk to itself!
Clint: Spareface!

spareface by Spare101 June 6, 2013

Spermiage 

English version of the Polish word "spermiarz"

It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.

*watching a reality show*
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.

Spermiage by Maciasz November 28, 2020

vaginal sperm face 

Someone who ate a vagina that had recently been spermed in

"anthony aqualina has a vaginal sperm face after playing with his milf."

vaginal sperm face by pat November 27, 2004

sternface sweetheart 

any person who looks stern or is strict by face or rules but is a sweet from his/her heart.Deep affection of a person who does not want to disclose ones feelings.

1.my mother is such a sternface sweetheart.
2.usually people of military are sternface sweethearts.

sternface sweetheart by angelic devil September 7, 2010

spermback 

when you blow your load on to a girls back

As you’re about to cum you pull out and spermback your ejaculate all over the person’s backside

spermback by SMWJLA Partnerships October 20, 2007