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Sperm Burgular

Someone who sneaks up in the middle of the night to suck your cock while you sleep.

Jane: Jim, why do you look so drained?

Jim: I awoke last night to find a sperm burgular sucking my dick.

by Spooky is Back September 26, 2006

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