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Taking a shit (Also known as poop, poo, crap, #2 etc..) very fast. Faster than a normal shit.
Guy1: I gotta shit
Guy2: We're late, make it a speed shit
Guy1: I always speed shit!

Guy1 finishes shit in <5 minutes.
by Galea June 30, 2006
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