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2 definitions by slice60

 
1.
The act of removing a dangerous & potentially deadly poo immediately.
After making four trips through the buffet line, I need to perform an emergency deucectomy stat!
by slice60 November 23, 2009
 
2.
A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.
The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.
by slice60 February 20, 2008