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A person who is particularly stupid, or does things without thinking.
Paul: I just walked into a lamppost
John: That was a pretty spazmo thing to do
Spazmo by Superbike2 September 15, 2019
Spazmo = spastic moment... hence "spazmo"... probably found in Frank Zappa's "Dictionary of Shunned Words".
He's a having a spastic moment, ergo, he is a spazmo to his friends.
spazmo by plumedenon December 23, 2009
A person who acts spasticated on a regular basis
god Kate Wilby is such a spazmo
Spazmo by bumbag32 June 3, 2010
Adj;Noun; used when trying to insult your mother. Whether she is around or not.
"Sorry I couldn't call you last night. That spazmo wouldn't let me be on the phone!?"
Spazmo by miss.e. October 14, 2008

Spazmo-Retardo 

1, An expansion of the word "Spazmo" and can be used in the same context, however the extended nature of the word boosts its effect.

2, Spazmo-Retardo has also been linked to sufferers of the learning disability Dyslexia.

3, Spazmo-Retardo can also be interchanged with the name for the Dyslexia Diagnostic Test.
1, Hey Matt, you are such a F*cking spazmo-retardo!

2, Hey Matt, you are a spazmo-retardo, how much extra time do you get on your test again?

3, Hey Matt, don't you get a free laptop if you fail the spazmo-retardo test?
Spazmo-Retardo by dvdclwll July 16, 2008

Spazmo Fantastico 

An individual that displays mental awareness and capacity that simply cannot be expressed as simply retarded, but must be described as something lower, and more retarded.

The simple length and complexity of the word allows use around the spazmo individual, and be safe in the knowledge they have no idea whatyou just said
" King, your such a spazmo fantastico"
Spazmo Fantastico by TheDoc1988 February 9, 2010
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