A common dog name, usually a golden retriever or a very very ugly chihuahua.
If they die, it’s most likely by getting slammed by a car.
If they die, it’s most likely by getting slammed by a car.
by Crackhead_ May 18, 2020
1. A mildly derogative nickname for one who states the obvious.
2. The name of a Pikachu owned by Ritchie in the Pokemon series. It is different than other Pikachus because it has a distinct tuft of fur on its head.
2. The name of a Pikachu owned by Ritchie in the Pokemon series. It is different than other Pikachus because it has a distinct tuft of fur on its head.
by ProudGinger March 13, 2009
Sparky is the name you give your vibrator when you've lost the screw on top that holds the batteries in. To make it work you might have to use such things as a piece if aluminum foil, a coke can top or a paperclip to make the connection. Caution, it will shock you when you get it wet! Some may enjoy this.
Jonny: "sorry, me and my penis can't make it over tonight so you might have to use ol' Sparky to finish the job"
Chrissy: "I understand. Times be rough"
Chrissy: "I understand. Times be rough"
by Sunnshine123 January 18, 2014
Slang for a hot mexican.
aside from just being hot, sparkies also usually have great personalities. The romantic type
aside from just being hot, sparkies also usually have great personalities. The romantic type
Sparky gets all the ladies
by person1357 July 18, 2009
To call someone cute, usually aimed at teenage girls. Of which who aren't usually hot or sexy or 'fit' but aren't ugly. This makes them very cute, and possibly beautiful.
Usually very good to go out with, if you wish to be treated well.
Usually very good to go out with, if you wish to be treated well.
by Syd. November 22, 2012
(also "sparks") In the U.S. Navy Sparky was a nickname for enlisted men who's rating was Radioman. The name comes from the responsibilities of Radiomen to fix and work with Antennas, Radios, and other related equipment; It may also come from the Radioman (Now Information System Technician) Insignia or Rating Mark which is four Lightning Bolts or Sparks. After the Radioman rating was merged with Data Proccesing Technician to create Information Systems Technician the term Sparky was carried over to be used for sailors who were Information Systems Technician or IT's.
Note: Information System Technicians may also be referred to as "Spook" or "Ghost" since the Cryptologist merger, however Sparky and Sparks are much more common.
Note: Information System Technicians may also be referred to as "Spook" or "Ghost" since the Cryptologist merger, however Sparky and Sparks are much more common.
Seaman Schmukatelle : Hey Sparky, any word on which port we will hit next?
IT: Shipmate, that's G-14 classified!
IT: Shipmate, that's G-14 classified!
by Sparky IT July 11, 2008
Known to have an unhealthy obsession with Call of Duty Zombies, Sparky eats, sleeps and breathes COD Zombies. Sparky's mornings usually start, well don't start at all actually, because they sleep till 2am. Most diets of a Sparky, consist of 5 Monster energy drinks, a bag of Jerky XP and an egg fried to shit.
Usually recognized for not knowing when to take a hint when it comes to his love life. A Sparky will let you cuck him, but then tell his friends he "eats the pussy, like groceries." Will definitely fall in love with the first female that enters his life. Don't you dare be kind to a Sparky or its game over. He has already fallen in love with you before you can even prove that you have a vagina.
Good luck spotting a Sparky in the wild, most don't even leave the basement of their parents house. The rare occasion is to pick up some Monster, a video game or the latest Call of Duty Zombie issued comic.
Will frequently say they hate the nickname "Sparky" but actually adore it. Favorite porn star is Alison Tyler because of how she dominates. Loves being the submissive type in the relationship but then mentions how they're "alpha."
Usually recognized for not knowing when to take a hint when it comes to his love life. A Sparky will let you cuck him, but then tell his friends he "eats the pussy, like groceries." Will definitely fall in love with the first female that enters his life. Don't you dare be kind to a Sparky or its game over. He has already fallen in love with you before you can even prove that you have a vagina.
Good luck spotting a Sparky in the wild, most don't even leave the basement of their parents house. The rare occasion is to pick up some Monster, a video game or the latest Call of Duty Zombie issued comic.
Will frequently say they hate the nickname "Sparky" but actually adore it. Favorite porn star is Alison Tyler because of how she dominates. Loves being the submissive type in the relationship but then mentions how they're "alpha."
by TotaltheFruitcup May 31, 2019