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(also "sparks") In the U.S. Navy Sparky was a nickname for enlisted men who's rating was Radioman. The name comes from the responsibilities of Radiomen to fix and work with Antennas, Radios, and other related equipment; It may also come from the Radioman (Now Information System Technician) Insignia or Rating Mark which is four Lightning Bolts or Sparks. After the Radioman rating was merged with Data Proccesing Technician to create Information Systems Technician the term Sparky was carried over to be used for sailors who were Information Systems Technician or IT's.

Note: Information System Technicians may also be referred to as "Spook" or "Ghost" since the Cryptologist merger, however Sparky and Sparks are much more common.
Seaman Schmukatelle : Hey Sparky, any word on which port we will hit next?

IT: Shipmate, that's G-14 classified!
by Sparky IT July 11, 2008
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Phrase used to describe someone who is/does something really fuckin stupid, is extremely annoying, a raging albino or otherwise just a major pain in the ass!! Synonym: George Costanza.
Guy 1: Stuffs his snowmobile because he forgot to clamp it!
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!

Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"

by DewNut March 27, 2008
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A redhead, wild and untameable whilst being sexy and sweet, purr's like a kitten when not on her feet. Thrashes around town in an Elise, talented and very willing to please.
Believe me, every fella should have one!
by Jeepy December 15, 2004
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An early 90's term of contempt for stupid people. It refers to neandrafucks who create sparks by dragging their knuckles on the ground.
Hey look, a sparky just walked through the door, that dumb fuck doesn't know shit from jam.

Hey sparky, what did you learn in class today? The meaning of pedology?
by Arcticcat September 29, 2007
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1. A word describing someone who is completely amazing at life.
2. Named to someone who completes you as a person.
3. Someone who has the hottest ass in the world an wears and infinite amount of Lacoste.
4. A gay person who is currently attached to an Asian.
See that white boy with that Viet boy, who happens to be wearing Lacoste...he sure is a sparky.

Sparky there sure has a nice, fine, round ass!

Now look at this sparky, he is amazing at living!
by Charlie Bunny August 20, 2009
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A random persona.....the type of person you can see the actual neurons sparking around the heed !!!!
You can see he's sparky, he's soooo random
by dottydettie December 07, 2009
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adjectival:to be a gay homosexual,an uphill gardener,a bender.Originally thought to have derived from the tv series South Park's Cartman's eloquent assessment of Stan's sexually confused dog "Sparky"(later to be confirmed by his acceptance at the big gay animal sanctuary).
"I really liked Mike at first,he was a good friend and we shared a lot of things in common...but after a while i couldn't help but notice that he was a little bit sparky".
by p marty November 01, 2006
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