80's jeans I never want to see any of you wearing on purpose.
*See: whitetrash women's clothing accessories for one-hundred, bob
by jilladelphia* January 19, 2004
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a dead body found in unexpected circumstances.

derives from English scouse-soap, Brookside (now defunct) when Trevor Jordache was found buried under the patio - a truly classic TV moment.
"i was just walking the dog in the woods when i stumbled upon a large heap of clothing. When i looked more closely, to my horror i realised it was a Jordache."
by StymieSi June 4, 2006
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Adjective- almost the same as chav only more so.

Describes the sort of person that one sees in hanging around the job centre/social security office usually identified by gold rings, sportswear, baseball caps, a below average IQ, related parents and children with "exotic" names eg. Chantelle, Rochella or Daralyn
I hate going to the job centre it's always full of Jordachs.

I can't believe that jordach called her kid cacherelle
by gordie303 December 8, 2005
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A white male with blonde hair and blue eyes. Jordache is known for being a very angry person. Going along with his anger Jordache is known to be very short.
Why is Jordache so angry?
by A random user 21928383 November 21, 2021
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