Spanksgiving

The holiday celebrated by men when when their wives or girlfriends are not home and they have the house to themselves.

Mike's wife will be at her sister's all day. Since nobody will be home, he's going to put on some porn and celebrate Spanksgiving!

by JohnK2374 December 17, 2007

Spanksgiving

The day before Thanksgiving in which you are very unthankful, so you spank everyone you see.

Philbert is celebrating spanksgiving this year so when he came down for breakfast in the morning, he gave his mom a big ol’ spank on her tush.

by MandM Productions November 28, 2019

Spanksgiving

Spending Thanksgiving alone, masturbating all evening and using your tears as lubricant.

Well, I'm stuck out of town for Thanksgiving.. Time to fire up the computer and celebrate Spanksgiving!

by Sven Gradna November 24, 2011