Spanish toast

English muffins or whole wheat buns with parmesan cheese, placed under a broiler. Origins come from Sesame Street telling children that all foreign people or food is basically Spanish.

Wife: What's for dinner tonight?
Husband: Spanish toast.
Wife: Did you learn to make it when you studied in Spain?
Husband: No, I learned it from Big Bird. Duh.

Spanish toast by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Spanish Toaster

When you are banging a Spanish chick on a hot summer day and when you are about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her back or stomach then spread it around with your penis, like you're spreading butter on toast.

Guy: Yo, last night was crazy.
Friend: What happened.
Guy: I showed her my Spanish Toaster

Spanish Toaster by NDcFont August 21, 2011