by john roggers September 13, 2004
When you go to a public place to check out women wearing tight clothing, especially the now ubiquitous spandex yoga pants.
by Spandex-Hunter October 26, 2020
Men and women who don spandex uniforms and ride their bicycles along highways and other roadways with no bike lanes causing near accidents putting lives at risk so they can act like they are riding in tour de France
That p.o.s spandex warrior almost kill everyone in my car by having to drive into oncoming traffic to avoid hitting him.
by Spandex_Warrior_killer November 21, 2018
Term I like to use to mock rowers and rowing. A spandex monkey = a rower, because he or she is most likely a monkey-like creature who wears spandex to race.
Me: Hey, spandex monkeys, how did the stick-pulling competition go!
Spandex Monkey: Great... Now I have a shiny object to play with
Spandex Monkey: Great... Now I have a shiny object to play with
by CrazyLock June 25, 2004
I keep getting blasted with spandex from KFC. No, I don't want to text DD to ##### for a free double downwich.
by M. Wiener May 5, 2010
A guy with a questionable sexuality who wears spandex claiming it feels comfortable when they go to the gym in them.
by Aesthetic Pelican January 21, 2017
A word used in a song by Ninja Sex Party. Featuring Stranger Things and It actor Finn Wolfhard. This video is about how you’re always gonna be a loser. Showing him as a kid and as an adult. His older self is showing him stuff from the past. But in conclusion, I have absolutely fucking no idea what it is.
“danny don’t you know that we’re all bad as fuck on the inside”
“now it’s time to rock the show, c’mon you are a star tonight”
“danny don’t you know that you’re a SPANDEX BUTTERFLY on the inside”
“now it’s time to rock the show, c’mon you are a star tonight”
“danny don’t you know that you’re a SPANDEX BUTTERFLY on the inside”
by sarah fucking sucks July 31, 2018