An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.
by Jim September 20, 2005
Derisive term for overweight and/or unskilled athletes who apparently must, nonetheless, swath themselves from head to toe in expensive spandex before skating or biking. Overheard from some teenagers at Newport Beach, California.
by Caffeine Cowboy January 23, 2005
Men and women who don spandex uniforms and ride their bicycles along highways and other roadways with no bike lanes causing near accidents putting lives at risk so they can act like they are riding in tour de France
That p.o.s spandex warrior almost kill everyone in my car by having to drive into oncoming traffic to avoid hitting him.
by Spandex_Warrior_killer November 21, 2018