spaf 

To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.

Spaf in my face you alsatian-loving scrag wrench.

spaf by Binman_UK January 1, 2007

spaf a cat

another term used for fuck a duck

oh, why don't you just go and spaf a cat

spaf a cat by Ian Parker November 17, 2004

Spaf 

The sound it makes when a penis slaps against face.
S-slapping
P-penis
A-against
F-face

Will was totaly being gay so he got spaf'd

Spaf by Yourleftnut March 21, 2003

Spaf catcher 

A derogatory term for either a well used vagina or the open mouth of a drunk lady, which you can use to catch your volitile ejaculate.

'yo dude look at that drunk bitch, she is well up for being a spaf catcher.' or 'Hey George, let us venture to Amsterdam and procure ourselves a filthy spaf catcher.'

Spaf catcher by PKAF Phantom UK January 31, 2012

Spaf torch 

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Is James still checking the bunkhouse out using the spaf torch?

Spaf torch by Fatkid_13 October 17, 2021

Spaf 

Another word for seamen

Can I 'spaf' on your norks?

Spaf by Protozoa February 14, 2003

Spaf 

A handy filler word used to describe anything that is beyond words. The meaning is based off of the emphasis and context used.

“Ew this is disgusting! It’s so ...spaf :(“
“She’s literally so spaf!!!! I want to be her”

Spaf by Lit Liv May 19, 2019