noun - person seeking to establish a relationship in an obvious manner, see also putting in the spadework
look at Chris go man that guy is one hell of a spader!
by snicksnacknicerack June 11, 2005
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The one and only person who can negate the birth of human beings (as well as dogs) through a compination of Time travel and Spaying.
Watch out spaders going to have gotten your mom.
by Spader April 23, 2004
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When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.

(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)
He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!

(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)
by SpadeAvenger April 25, 2004
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Loosing ones genitalia by way of the spade.

Like with dogs only more fun.

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When he came at me with his spade I knew I was going to get spadered.
by spader March 29, 2004
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James Spader is an American Actor. He is best known for portraying villians in movies in the 1980s and 90s. He is best known for playing Raymond "Red" Reddington in the tv show, The Blacklist

Movies:

Team Mates (1978)
Endless Love (1981)
Tuff Turf (1985)
The New Kids (1985)
Pretty in Pink (1986)
Mannequin (1987)
Baby Boom (1987)
Less Than Zero (1987)
Wall Street (1987)
Greasy Lake (1988)
Jack's Back (1988)
sex, lies and videotape (1989)
The Rachel Papers (1989)
Bad Influence (1990)
White Palace (1990)
True Colors (1991)
Storyville (1992)
Bob Roberts (1992)
The Music of Chance (1993)
Dream Lover (1993)
Wolf (1994)
Stargate (1994)
Crash (1996)
2 Days in the Valley (1996)
Keys to Tulsa (1996)
Driftwood (1997)
Critical Care (1997)
Curtain Call (1998)
Supernova (2000)
The Watcher (2000)
Slow Burn (2000)
Speaking of Sex (2001)
Secretary (2002)
The Stickup (2002)
I Witness (2003)
Alien Hunter (2003)
Shadow of Fear (2004)
Shorts (2009)
Lincoln (2012)
The Homesman (2014)
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Television:

The Family Tree (1983)
Cocaine: One Man's Seduction (1983)
A Killer in the Family (1983)
Family Secrets (1984)
Starcrossed (1985)
Frasier (1994)
Seinfeld (1997)
The Pentagon Papers (2003)
The Practice (2003-2004)
Boston Legal (2004-2008)
Discovery Atlas (2006)
The Office (2011-2012)
The Blacklist (2013- )
Did you see the movie with James Spader in it? He was totally hot!
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When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.
by FelixM13 September 9, 2009
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