Space potato 

Giant potato shaped pods found in half life 2: episode 2 that come from xen and attempt to consume eli.

OMG! Look at that massive space potato! It's eating eli! Oh no! Shame I can't shoot is, as this is a cutscene to make the game more dramatic!

Space potato by eiwets666 March 12, 2011

Space Potato 

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.

Did you hear about Uncle Tony? He gained super human strength after eating a space potato.

Space Potato by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021

Outer Space Potato Man 

A strange creature of unknown extra-terrestrial origin. Usually somewhat lumpy and brown.

I thought you were an outer space potato man.

Outer Space Potato Man by WHOM? September 25, 2009

space potatoe

Kind of like a couch potato only doesn't sit on the couch. Doesn't sit much at all. Has a very busy brain and loves staring into space. The entertainment on the inside never stops and has a hard time paying attention to the rest of the world.

Applied to a person with ADHD in a lighthearted way.

Hey you space potatoes! We got stuff to do today! Move it!!

space potatoe by Twinkle Toes the Space Potato October 25, 2014