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What happens to left handers when they write a lot in pencil or pen. The bottom of their hand smudges from the graphite or ink as their hand passes over what they just wrote on the paper.
I wrote so much on that in-class essay that I got southpaw smudge.
by JSH774 December 13, 2007
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when a person dose a 420 to something, and then puts a random fagot on it. then, while straightening it,
performs defenestration on it.
you really southpaw smudged that bully.
by erdfghjmk,kmnbgfvdrghnjgfrgh February 12, 2017
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