Some Old Mother Fucker. Coined by Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. Check out some teeshirts of his circa 1993.
You're SOMF.
by Commonwealth1325 October 19, 2003
It's a place where people who share an interest in Magic, card tricks and that sort of stuff, help each other out. So SoMF is a place to learn some cool tricks & stuff from other people like yourself - but mainly "Magic", which is pretty cool anyway.
by Jason Gom July 15, 2008
Story Of My Life. Something you hear, or see that always happens to you either good or bad. Typically, people use it as a way to agree with someone else's story that they can relate to.
by meiknafla June 13, 2010
Somf is an acronym for Sit On My Face and express the willingness of having the ass of the person this is told to, right on your face.
by lollalellalellala June 4, 2020