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Said when one usually a negative thing happens to you often.
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
by shortbuskid October 13, 2007
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Said when one, usually a negative, thing happens to you often.
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
by shortbuskidd October 13, 2007
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Something you say when someone complains about something that happens to you all the time.
Sally: I tripped up the stairs today and everyone laughed
Billy: Story of my life
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An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.
I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.

I just got dumped. Story of my life.

I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.
by Da Milkman July 01, 2009
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