when one is taking a shit and it coils around itself perfectly as if it were on a sugar cone
dude 1: i made a turkish soft serve last night
dude 2: yum
by boondogle September 25, 2009
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If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.
Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
by Reed1103 April 25, 2019
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This is when a man pulls out after having intercourse in someone (the recipient) from behind. As he climaxes he shoots his load on the recipients back and places his mouth below the recipient as that individual stands up and lets the load drip into back into load shooter mouth.
He wasn't sure it would be very tasty but he seem to like it when she fed him a San Diego Soft Serve.
by bigdamo94 August 23, 2006
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During the act of sexual intercourse the person will take their colostomy bag off and pour it all over both partners genitals while still having sex.
billy was having sex with sara and he took his colostomy bag off and poured it on both of their genitals giving them both a grammas chocolate soft serve.
by bigCincincy March 14, 2016
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when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.
I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit
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This is the same as the regular soft serve definition but with a different twist. After you poo in their mouth you ejaculate on the poo and then mix it or twirl it with your penis.
I don't know why but my girlfriend keeps coming back for my soft serve twist ice cream.
by The ART BOYZ January 28, 2008
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Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.
She tugged on my lever while my chocolate soft serve machine dispensed into her mouth.
by d.e.a. August 4, 2007
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